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Full name: I. Marie H. K.
Nicknames: Odd, Odd-BÝrre and several mis-pronounced versions of my first name.
Eyes: Dark blue
Height: 1.70 m / 5'7"
Hair at the moment: Dark blonde
Sex: Female
Siblings: 1 sister two years younger than me
Parents: Still married
Birthdate: 11th June, 1991
Birthplace: Norway
Current location: Norway
School: Upper Secondary private school.
Righty/lefty: Righty
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Heritage: Half Norwegian, half Austrian.
Shoe size: 41 / 8

Weakness(es): I worry too much
Fears: Horror movies
Goals: Reach my goals
Hobbies: Too many to write here.
Physical traits you like: Though they're a little big, I love my feet. And my neck.
Physical traits you dont like: A lot of things
Bedtime: On schooldays I go to bed sometime between 9.30 pm and 11 pm.
Most missed memory: The good times on Arwen-Undomiel.com
Significant other status: Single
Most overused phrase: I dunno
Nervous habits: I crack my knuckles more than usual.
Double jointed: My knees tend to be
Tongue habits: Other than being unusually short, my tongue can't do much
Raise an eyebrow: Can't do it.
Eye crossage: Yes, but it hurts.

Movie: I like a lot of different movies in a lot of different ways.
Song: All-timers: In Flames - World of Promises and Ane Brun - This Voice
Band/ singer: Elvenking <3
TV Show: Sanctuary, Stargate (SG-1 and Universe).
Actor: Alan Rickman
Actress: Amanda Tapping
Food: Many of the dishes I make myself and Italian food.
Number: 4 and 23
Cartoon: Dunno.
Disney Character: Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove and John Silver and Capt. Amelia from Treasure Planet.
Colour: Green and silver
Game: The Zelda games for Nintendo.
Childhood toy: I had so many toys...
Dessert: Uhm... Vanilla pudding (not as in British pudding)
Drink: Burn and room-tempered water <3
Sport: Badminton
Time of Year: Christmas!
Season: Autumn
Month: October
Smells: There are so many
Rollercoaster: I've never tried riding one.
Website: IMDB.com
Animal: Cats and applesnails
CD: Elvenking - Two Tragedy Poets
Book: The Hobbit and Most of the Harry Potter books.
Pair of shoes: The ones I wear the most.
Store: The pet store down town.
Fast food resturaunt: Pizzabakeren
Regular resturaunt: Egon
Type of car: Donít really care much for cars.
Card game: Idiot
Board game: Cat and Mouse (Ludo in Norwegian)
Computer game: Guild Wars
Language: English and Icelandic
Slushy flavor: Cherry
Subject in school: English and math
Shampoo: Fructis
Day of the week: Friday
Sushi: Never tasted it


Smoked: Never
Cussed: Unfortunately, yes.
Sang: Who hasn't?
Taken showers daily: When I had a job this summer
Had a crush: Yes
Thought you've been in love: Can't really answer that
Actually been in love: Only in characters from books and films
Met Santa: Haha, no.
Won an award: Yes 8)
Broken a bone: Luckily, never.
Loved someone: Yes
Loved Ďem so much it made you cry: Nearly
Gotten in a car wreck: No
Liked your voice: Nope. It fails a lot.
Hurt yourself: Loads of times.
Been out of the country: Yup.
Eaten something that made other people sick: Haha, yes. A friend and I was at Egon once, and we made a mix of sourcream, ketchup, mustard, guacamole, hot sauce and some mystery sauce from an unlabled bottle, and I tasted it.
Done drugs: Nope.
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Had a medical emergency: Only when I went to the emergency doctor because of a very painful stomach ache.
Had surgery: I've had my tonsils removed.
Ran away from home: Never.
Played strip poker: Nope
Gotten beat up: Twice I think.
Beat somone up: Only once actually xD
Been picked on: Yup
Been on stage: I used to be in a drama club at pre-school, and I also used to do stuff in school plays.
Slept outdoors: Yup.
Pulled an all-nighter: Several times
If yes, what was the record: 25 hours.
Gone for a day without food: I can't do that because of my low blood-sugar.
Slept all day: Yup.
Killed someone: Er, no..
Made out with a stranger: No
Thought youíre going crazy: Haha, yes.
Kissed the same sex: No comment.
Been betrayed: Yes...
Had a dream come true: I've dreamed certain situations, and they've happened.
Broken the law: Only minor stuff.
Met a famous person: Only famous Norwegian persons.
Killed an animal by accident: I don't think so.
On purpose: Bugs.
Told a secret you swore you wouldnt tell: Sadly, yes.
Stolen anything: Only minor stuff.
Been on radio/tv: Both!
Bungee jumped: No
Had a dream that kept coming back: Yes. Recently I've been having weird dreams about one of my friends' mom.
Gone in public in PJís: Yup.
Kept a secret from everyone: Who hasn't?
Cried during a movie: Only twice: The Lion King and Titanic.
Planned your week based on the TV guide: Haha, yes, actually.
Snuck out of the house: Nope.
Stayed out all night: No.
Gotten lost in a city: Haha, yes.
Saw a shooting star: A couple of times.
Slept on a beach: Nope
Hugged a stranger: Yes.
Laughed and had a liquid come out of your nose: I can't remember.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Haha, yes xD
Been skydiving: Nope. I want to, though
Been to a therapist: Nope.
Had a crush on a teacher: Er, no.
Had a close friend die: No, if you don't count cats.
Done something beyond stupid: Yes.
Missed someone: I miss friends and family when I haven't been able to talk to them for a while.
Been so drunk you blacked out: Iíve never been drunk.
Had an imaginary friend: Yup.
Thought a cartoon character was hot: Yes xD Zarbon from Dragonball Z for instance.
Cut your own hair: I cut my fringe regularly.
Swam in a lake/pond: Yes.
Crashed on a bike/scooter/skateboard: On my bike, yes.
Eaten a snail: No, never o.o
Touched a snake: Nope.
Embarassed yourself: Who hasnít?
Gotten bit by a family member: My sister used to bite me a lot when we were small.
By a friend: Yes xD
Skipped school: A few times.
Been to a concert: Not big concerts.
Failed a grade: Nope.
Skipped a grade: No
Slept in school: Never
Seen someone die: No
Burned yourself accidentaly: Several times.
Cut yourself more than thrice: Can't remember. Don't think so.
Cried in school: Yes.
Cried because you were happy: No
Laughed for no reason: Maaaany times.
Cried for no reason: No
Fell out of a window: Not that I can remember.
Almost drowned: Once
Surfed: No.
Seen a shark: Only small sharks
Gotten stung by a jelly fish: Yes
Eaten pancakes with mustard on top: Yuck, no-
Went strawberry picking: Yes
Milked a cow: No.
Made your own survey: Yup
Popped a string on a guitar: Nope
Hit someone forcefully: Yes
Given someone a bath: My cats
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Hit an animal on the road: No
Egged someones house: Haha, no
Been mean: Who hasnít?
Whined: Haha, yeah

Music/TV: Music.
Green/Blue: Green.
Pink/Purple: Purple.
Summer/Winter: Winter.
Night/Day: Day.
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: It used to be Nestea, but now I have to say both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Hugs or kisses: Hugs
Scary/happy movies: Happy movies
Lust/Love: Love.
Christmas/Easter: Christmas
Half empty/half full: I think it depends on if you're emptying the glass or pouring something into it.
R00t beer/Dr Pepper: Neither
Mud or Jelly wrestling: Dunno
Skiing or snowboarding: Neither
Silver or Gold: Silver.
Cats or dogs: Cats!
Horses or donkies: Horses
Fish or Birds: Fish <3
Diamonds or pearls: Pearls
Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset
Milk or water: Water
Cake or cookies: Neither
Pigs or Cows: Pigs
Movies or TV: Movies <3 But also certain tv-shows, 'cause they're really a bunch of short movies.
Card games or board games: Both
Rock or Pop: Rock
Goth or prep: Goth
Single/taken: Single.
Silk or Satin: Satin
Flowers or angels: Angels.
Grey or black: Both
Color or b/w photos: I'm a photographer, so I have to say that it depends on the picture; motive, mood, etc.
M&Mís or Skittles: M&Ms
Staying up late/waking up early: I hate getting up early, but I love the fact that you get to do a lot of stuff and get more time when you get up early.
Apples or oranges: Apples. I hate oranges, except when they're in juice-form.
Hot or cold: Cold.
Sun or moon: Moon.
Sunshine or Rain: Rain.
Sleeping or awake: Both. I love going to bed, and I can't do anything if I'm not awake.
Sunny or gloomy: Gloomy
Dark or light: Dark.
Pretty or ugly: Pretty, although itís whatís on the inside that counts.
Hot dogs or hamburgers: Hamburgers
Rain or snow: Snow!
Noise or silence: Silence
Alone or companioned: Depends on my mood and the situation.
School or no school: No school
Enemies or friends: Stupid question.
Juice or soda: Juice
Numbers or letters: Both
Bath or shower: Bath
Dry or wet: Dry
Blonde or brunette: Red-heads!
Blue or brown eyes: Green!.
CD or Radio: CD
Spanish or french: French
BBall or VBall: Volleyball
Chicken or turkey: Chicken.
Salmon or tuna: Salmon
Freedom or Stability: Stability
AOL or MSN: Msn
Nike or Adidas: Adidas
80s or 90s: 90s
Preschool or kindergarten: Preschool
Cubed or crushed: Cubed, 'cause I'm an artist.
HP or LotR: Both
Pencil or pen: Pencil
PC or mac: PC
Peppermint or Spearmint: Neither
North or South: North
Forks or spoons: Forks.
Cake or Pie: Neither
Fall or autumn: Autumn
Swim or float: Float
Walk or run: Walk. I hate running
Beach or mountains: A beach in the autumn
City or country: I love urbanity, but I prefer the calm of the countryside
Shoes or sandals: Shoes
Cough or sneeze: Sneeze
Stairs or elevator: Depends on how high up it is. And if it's going down, I always choose stairs.
Jelly filled or icecream filled: Neither
Loud or soft: Depends on my mood
Sister or brother: Sister.
Nick or Disney: Disney

Have a girlfriend: Er, no.
Have a boyfriend: No
Wish you could live elsewhere: I wish I could live in England, but I'm actually very much in love with the place I live now.
Think others find you attractive: No
Like to clean: I like tidying C:
Like roller coasters: Never tried one
Own a polka dot shirt: Nope
Think you will be the first woman president: Haha, Norway doesn't have presidents.
Drink soda: Quite often, but only light sodas.
Think you have no life: Others would say that, but I think I have.
Drool in your sleep: Sometimes
Have a stalker: Donít think so
Leave food in your room: Nope.
Have a nose ring: Yes, in my right nostril.
Have trouble falling asleep: Only if I slept long into the day.
Spit: No
Burp: Yes xD Me and my friends even have burping contests. Oh, how feminine we are.
Fart: No comment.
Cook your own food: I often make dinner and cook to myself.
Do your own chores: Yes
Like beef jerky: Eugh, no.
Like your hair: No. If it lies too long in one position, it keeps lying that way.
Own a dog: Nope, I've always had cats.
Like to swim: Yes, but I'm not very good at it.
Make new friends frequently: Sometimes.
Think youíre patient: Yes, you have to be patient when you're a movie/tv-show lover
Wish on stars: No
Like your handwriting: On good days, yes.
Think looks matter: A little
Use sarcasm a lot: Yes.
Untie your shoes when you take them off: Nope. I haven't tied mine in a year or so.
Think youíre strong: I'm strong considering I don't work out.
Want everyone who reads this to do it themselves: It would be cool.
Wear contacts: Nope
Wear glasses: I have a pair for my wonky corneas, but they only make matters worse so I don't need them. Other than that my vision is perfect.
Sing in the shower: I used to until we redid our bathroom.
Sing in the toilet: I can't because everyone in the block can hear us if we do.
Have a car: No, and I don't want one.
Plan on having children: Yes, I want to and I have a strong feeling it'll be two boys.
Want to get married: If the right guy comes along
Sleep with stuffed toys: I have a fluffy monkey that sits by my pillows.
Have any enemies: Yeah
Trust others easily: Depends on the person. I can usually tell if they're trustworthy or not.
Trust people at all: Of course.
Get motion sickness: Yes, and it's really annoying.
Think youíre attractive: No
Get along with your parents: Yes, though my dad and I tend to quarrel a lot.
Like thunderstorms: Yes! It's awesome!
Have piercings: I have two + my ears and am planning a third one.
Have tattoos: I have one in my neck spelling my name in elvish runes.
Hate something a lot: Who doesnít?
Have a job: I had one this summer. Am currently too occupied with school to have a regular one.
Like being around people: Depends on my mood.
Get jealous easily: Yes. That's why I'm good at a lot of stuff.
Believe in love at first sight: No
Take your anger out on other people: Not really
Have an iPod: My lovely iPod Nano <3
Know a word in a different language that rhymes with "orange": If it is pronounced in said language, then yes.
Have braces or have had braces: I've had a dental plate, but never braces. I have perfect teeth ;)
Have a cell phone: Yes
Like Ramen: Yup, but not with all the spicyness.
Eat it dry: Sometimes.
find l33t annoying: Not really.
Get claustrophobic: No
Get scared in/of the dark: Yes.
Have a number you call the most often: A friend of mine
Like peas: Ugh, no.

The number 23: Yes, it's everywhere! It infests things like my name, personal identification number and phonenumber for instance.
The tooth fairy: I used to until I busted my parents swapping the tooth for money once.
Ghosts: Yes
Angels: Yes
UFOís: No.
Miracles: Undoubtedly.

Are: Writing this, listening to music, downloading episodes of Sanctuary and Stargate Universe and writing this thing.
Are wearing: A t-shirt with a print I've made myself, black pyjama pants, fluffy gorilla slippers and underwear.
Are wearing what color pants: Look above.
Are wearing what color underwear: Black and white
Are listening to: Elvenking on Spotify
Are eating: chips with dip.
Are craving: Chips with dip.
Your mood is: Content.
Are reading: The Heritage of Shannara - The Druid of Shannara by Terry Brooks.
Are talking to: Occasionally talking to my sister who his playing Halo 3 behind my back.
Miss: Talking to Christina.
Are staring at: The screen.
Are smelling: The smell of my room.
Are worrying about: A lot of things.

Believe in God: Yes
Believe Christianity is the "correct" religion: Considering I'm a Christian, yes.
Believe in a different religion/have other ideas: No
Creationism or Evolution: Creation, of course, and then evolution from the creation.
Why: Because first God created all life, and then that life evolved into what we have today. Humans did NOT evolve from apes.
Capital punishment: Dunno
Happy about Bushís presidency: No.
War of Iraq: Stupid.
Schooling system in America: Bad.
Age kids should be allowed to start dating: It depends on the maturity of the kid. But generelly, when it's under the age of 13, it can't possibly be serious.
Weight the average teenage girl should be: Whatever is appropriate for her body type.
Weight the average teenage guy should be: See above.
Anorexia: It's an illness, and people who think it's cool should be shot in the head and ran over with a truck.
Bulemia: Look above.
Cutting yourself: I feel sorry for the people who can't help it, but I can't stand the people who do it for attention.
Drinking and driving: What's the point?
Illegal drugs: Bah.
Abortion: I'm all against it, unless it is the case of rape.

Real best friend: A girl named Birgitte in first grade at preschool. She moved when the year ended, and so did all my best friends during the next three years.
School: The preschool nearest to where I live.
Screename: CheetaBabe <--- LMAO
Cell phone: Nokia 3210
Funeral: My great grandmother's. That's also the last one, because I couldn't stand it.
Pet: A budgerigar named Kanillo. The first cat we got after my birth killed it T_T
Piercing/tattoo: My first piercing (with the exception of my ears) was in the nose more than a year ago. The first tattoo was on my 18th birthday, and is located on the back of my neck.
Big trip: My family has gone on roadtrips all around the country since I was very little.
Flight: Have never been on a plane.
Celebrity love: Orlando Bloom.
Time out of the country: A trip to Sweden with my cousin and grandparents.
Job: At the local pool this summer.
True love: None.
Friend: My sister and I made good friends with the neighbouring kids from Somalia when I was about 4.

Person you hugged: My mom.
Person you kissed: I kissed my cat on the head, but if pets don't count, I kissed my mom on the cheek yesterday.
Car ride: If the bus doesn't count, I went with the family on a small road trip last Sunday.
Time you cried: Dunno. A long time ago.
Movie you watched: The Jackal.
Food you ate: Chips and dip.
Person of the opposite sex you talked to: My dad
Person of the same sex you talked to: My sister
Item bought: Green, red and gold gift wrapping bands to make origami stars with.
Shirt worn: I don't use shirts.
Phone call: A friend
Text message: Another friend
Thing you touched: The keyboard.
Time at the mall: Yesterday. My school lies right next to a mall.
Time you were excited about something: I'm excited about a lot of things right now, like the next episodes of Stargate Universe and Sanctuary, and new movies coming to cinema.
Person you saw: My sister.
Drink: Burn.

[x] I listen to political music.
[x] I collect comic books.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic
[x] I love Disney Movies.
[ ] I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I am a sucker for hair/eyes.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[x] I get enough hugs.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I have been in a play.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I have been out of this country.
[x] I believe in ghosts. ..
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I can't stand my familyÖ..
[ ] I see a therapist.
[ ] I have seen a therapist.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x] I can communicate in more than one language.
[ ] I am comfortable with being me.
[x] I play video games.
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[x] Hugged a stranger,
[x] Been in a fist fight
[ ] Been arrested
[x] Walked around in the pouring rain of choice
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Swore at your parents
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] Been to a casino
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Broken a bone.
[x] Skipped school
[ ] Flashed someone
[ ] Done the splits
[x] Played spin the bottle
[x] Gotten stitches
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[x] Missed a member of the same sex
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car
[ ] Been to Japan
[x] ridden in a taxi
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[x] Stole something from your job
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Had children
[ ] Saw someone dying
[ ] Been to Africa
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] Thrown up in a bar
[ ] Been snowboarding
[x] Been Skiing
[x] Met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] Been to a motor cross show
[ ] Lost a child
[ ] Gone to college
[ ] Graduated college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[ ] Had someone cheat on you
[x] Miss someone right now

Grab the book nearest to you, turn it to page 18, and find line 4. It says: ď- Accept, Walker. You do not accept. Acknowledge the truth of yourself and your own destiny-" <-- The Druid of Shannara.
Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:20 pm.
Now for the real time: 10.19
When did you last go outside: 3 hours ago
Seen anything weird lately: My cat staring at me.
What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates: Itís not for me to say.
Daredevilish: Not really.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be: Black
Whatís on your mouse pad: I donít have one.
Name some things in your bedroom: More than a hundred DVDs, my aquariums and a ton of other stuff
Shoes you wore today: My adidas shoes.
The perfect pizza would be: Cheese, minced beef, sauce and champignons.
Favorite letter: M
Same letter as first name: No
What came first, chicken or egg: Chicken
How cool are you: I'm awesome.
Describe your best friend in one word: Amazing.
Ever made up a language: I tried once.
Spoke it fluently: Haha, no.
Made up a secret handshake: Several, but we never remember them.
Are you wearing any orange: I haven't got a single orange piece of clothing.
Can you taste a difference between coke and pepsi: Yup
Most embarassing moment: Can't remember.
How many sarahís do you know: None.
How often do you visit Google in a day: Loads of times.
What do you use Google to find: Lots of things.
Do you use alternates too Google: No.
Whatís your momís middle name: She doesn't have one.
Favorite grade in school: I liked 9th and 3rd grade a lot.
Name a fruit: Pineapple.
First kiss ever: Won't answer that.
Dream job: English teacher or Director.
Dream wedding: Something simple, or something LotR themed.
A number from one to one hundred: 42
Which finger is your favorite: Ring finger.
Second home: None
What will you eat next: Dunno
Ever had a stalker: Not that I know of
Ever been struck by lightening: Er, no.
What does your soap smell like: Grapefruit.

IF I WERE A________, I WOULD BE!
Month: October
Season: Autumn
Color: Black
Time of day: Afternoon.
Plant: Moss
Animal: Cat
Piece of cloth: Lace
Tree: willow
Music: Folkmetal
Body part: Neck
Instrument: Piano
Piece of clothing: Baggy jacket
Sound: The purring of a content cat
Element: Earth
Car: None
Book: The Hobbit
Place: An old forest
Scent: Dunno
Planet: Uhm...

Congratulations, now if you read through all that - you have a serious problem! Or you're a stalker.